I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
hannibal needs to make some extra money on the side
the chesapeake stripper
hannibal has a pair of house shoes
the chesapeake slippers
hannibal stumbles while going down the stairs
the chesapeake tripper
hannibal takes up work as a hair stylist
the chesapeake clipper
hannibal takes up gymnastics
the chesapeake flipper
hannibal discovers fandom
the chesapeake shipper
hannibal starts a boat tour
the chesapeake skipper
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
(Source: 1ddoingthings)
an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling
Every shirt that Chris Evans wears looks like one of those plastic bags you can attach a vacuum to and suck every bit of air out of so they cling to whatever’s inside
like -
my overall review of Brandon Sanderson is just
20/10 please be my friend and/or give me ARCs of everything you write
